(This is a longer post so I put an optional break point if you want to finish later, it's worth getting to the end eventually though!)
What a day Sunday was! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess the beginning is as good a place as any. So I wanted
to do a day trip to see some nearby sites before I do more ambitious trips
the following 2 weekends (Lake Atitlan and Antigua are on deck). Some of the
nurses had been talking about a day trip going to hike Laguna Chikabal which is
a crater lake at the top of a volcano on the way to Xela. I was super on board with this plan, none of my US counterparts were down but I planned to go anyway.
Early the next morning as I walked to the bus stop to head
to Coatepeque, it really dawned on me how dependent we are on phones for
planning. I had sent one last text to both the receptionist I was meeting at
the bus stop and the nurse I was meeting at a gas station in Coatepeque and
hoped everyone would show up, and ideally around the same time. As the bus pulled up a few minutes late, my receptionist friend was just then walking up and I
breathed a sigh of relief. We hopped on the old repurposed school bus (one of
the local chicken buses) that looked like our school buses from the ‘80s which had then
been mauled by tigers. I began my day
early in the morning speaking only Spanish with a thankfully very patient friend as we bumped along for like 1.5 hours.
We got to the gas station eventually, paid to use a toilet
paper and soap-less bathroom and saw our nurse friend walking up. His
girlfriend soon joined and we waited for a minibus on a non-descript other
corner. Many packed mini buses flew by with teenage boys hanging off the side
(some didn’t have doors anyway) shouting out the destination of the bus. Thanks
to my 3 Guatemalans we got on the right bus and headed to a town called
Colomba. On the way, the bus would pick up and drop off people completely
randomly, it seemed like if someone was on the side of the road and
stuck out their hand it would stop and pick them up, the boy on the side would
shout “dale!” to the driver take the money and we’d reer off again.
At Colomba we were heading through a busy street market to
get to our next minibus in time and the nurse peeled off in a different
direction. Turned out that he had seen his friend driving on the road (many
people here do not have cars) and we were able to bum a ride to the town where
we could access the trailhead to Chikabal. The views on this road got more and
more pretty as we ascended into lush rainforests on mountains with volcanos in the
distance. It also started cooling down which was very welcome.
His friend dropped us off and we walked down a steep road to
a sign and waited for a white car we could pay for a ride to the trailhead (how
would I know this stuff as a random traveler???). After awhile one came and
picked us up and bounced up these steep, bumpy roads through a farming town
with steep fields and people wearing traditional Mayan clothing made of colorful woven fabrics (this the a
first I'd seen of it!).
We got to a cluster of red buildings to buy a ticket to the trailhead.
They charge “internationals” about 4 times more than locals and even with 3
Guatemalans we couldn’t convince them I was local -- especially when they saw my
face/I opened my mouth to speak. We also got a guard dog assigned to us to walk
with us and protect us from other animals, it was a cute husky with a blue
ribbon around its neck.
It was a steep walk up and other than me, everyone else was
dressed in nice clothing which doesn’t give you much grip. We got to the top
for the view of the crater lake andddd it was all clouds. We couldn’t see anything but
white.
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Then we walked down 100s of steps into the crater lake. The
clouds hung low and moved quickly so you would get brief periods of total
clarity and total obscurity.
There were
also tons of flower-filled Mayan shrines around the lake which made it even
more mysterious.
We hiked out and hitched an even weirder mode of transportation out to the road. Then I got to ride my first intercity chicken bus which is basically
the same as the local one from the morning except much more crowded and more
brightly painted.
Every row was sitting at least 6 to a row with no break in
the aisle, making it very difficult to push through to get towards the back of
the bus especially while it was already lurching forward. I squeezed into a seat
between a Mayan mother and her cute toddler who was basically on the lap of a
random older dude who was asleep wearing a ski jacket. Also I wish I could’ve
moved my arms to snag a picture of the row in front of me where 6 large men
were crammed in so tight their shoulders were overlapping across the aisle but I couldn't.
Our bus flew along the bumpy road having honking standoffs
with trucks—I’m happy to have had only a side window view. As we approached
Coatepeque, it started to rain, and not lightly but more like end of the world
flooding rain. It’s dry season so this was pretty unexpected and was not
letting up. The nurse and his girlfriend got off the bus, so me and the
receptionist friend were left and the bus passed our stop leaving us at the bus
terminal in the downpour.
The bus terminal was a dilapidated building with many leaks
in the ceiling, no place to sit, and food vendors around the outside rushing to
pack up their goods in the rain that was flooding the area. Importantly, by this
point both mine AND my friends’ cell phones were dead (this is why I have no photo evidence after this). We looked all over for
an outlet and the few we found were broken and / or smashed in. I asked some random
dude to borrow his phone and he sent us to the pay phone which also didn’t
work.
My friend asked around and found out that due to the rain,
no buses were going to go to Trifinio and since it was now after 4pm on a
Sunday, no minibuses or tuk tuks would go either. Getting slightly more
desperate, she was asking ME what to do and I had no idea. I looked around
outside the bus terminal for an outlet and finally found one in the ceiling that a
vendor was using to heat up his chicken. We needed a stool to reach it and had
to let the phone hang from the ceiling to charge while the ground below it flooded.
After calling multiple people, we kept getting different
information about what we could do and eventually settled on a plan to have her uncle come
get us, but in the meantime wait in a mall that had food to eat and a grocery
store. However to get to the mall we had to jump out into the ongoing downpour
running through flooded streets to hop into 2 consecutive minibuses, where so
many people were inside I was literally standing with my head against the ceiling and my
butt out the door in the rain on one of them.
We got to the mall and were so happy to be dry and eat and my friend
kept telling me only a half hour more till our ride comes (which continued for
the next 4 hours) (and yet I could NOT have been more grateful
to them!!). By the time we got back home it was 9pm and I was supposed to be
back around 230/3, so everyone was super worried and had been just about ready to
send the police after me. And after 14 hours of Spanish
speaking, particularly in a stressful situation, my head hurt.




